Transformers 2 Is A Terrible Travesty of a Movie

•July 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

It really is.

I thought, maybe, just maybe the first one was too good and an average sequel would lend itself to the kind of horrible reviews its gotten. Nope.

This, honestly, is the best summation of just why and how terrible the movie was if you accidentally left the engine of your brain on during the two plus hour robot fest that was Transformers 2: Revenge of Michael Bay’s mid-life crisis.

What is the status of the Transformers at the beginning of the film?
The Autobots have joined the military to hunt down the Decepticons. We’re told the Decepticons are “doing things,” but they appear to be hiding peacefully when the Autobots show up and brutally murder them.

What?
Yeah. The Decepticons aren’t apparently doing anything, then the Autobots show up, the Decepticons run for their goddamn lives, and the Autobots hunt them down and brutally murder them. It’s kind of weird.

*Warning if you haven’t seen the movie, click anyway and save yourself 10 bucks.

In Defense of Elitism

•July 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

As a corollary to any discussion of Sarah Palin, comes with it a discussion of the vicious elites out to get her and then what the hell elitism means.

Now personally, I’m a big fan of avoiding if possible but otherwise limiting our connotative use of -isms. With elitism, you get the sense that we’re talking about Richie McPlutocrat looking down on the little guy and enriching himself at our expense. A competing idea-relatively modern- is one articulated by Scott H. Payne,

Firstly, the analysis that liberals tend to be snotty elitists who look down on the common people of America is an argument that is not entirely without merit. I don’t have statistics or broad behavioural analysis to back the claim up, I have only my own anecdotal experience to offer in this regard. But traveling as I have over the past ten years in largely liberally minded circles, I can say from my own experience both in my own thinking and in interactions with others that there is a grain of truth to this charge.

But a single grain don’t make a whole field.

Conor Friedersdorf adds to that:

Our political discourse often seems to presume that “elite” and “liberal” are concepts that are inextricably bound to one another, but the fact is that Bill Kristol is a political elite, Fox News is every bit as much a part of the elite mainstream media as any other cable news outlet, and Rush Limbaugh is as much a coastal elite commentator as [Maureen] Dowd.

So if we’re using connotations, elite can be political, intellectual, wealth based, liberal, conservative, pro-business, and even anti-business. This is maddeningly unhelpful, so to make ourselves feel better we often resort to labelling elite whatever the hell makes us feel better about our own argument.

The OED defines elite as, “a group of people regarded as the best in a particular society or organization.” Elitism is, “the belief that a society or system should be run by an elite.”

The American Heritage dictionary adds, “The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources.”

MW calls elite, “the choice part” and “the best of a class.”

Nowhere in there is one liberal or conservative, nod to Conor for making that point. However, now that we have a general sense of what elitism is, preferential treatment (including perhaps deference in opinion and leadership) of people regarded as the best as defined by a society or organization, we can then remark on whether that is a bad thing or not.

It is not.

The Los Angeles Lakers only have so many spots on their team. They give priority to people with the skills and temperament they want. Should they not prefer the best as they see it, they would get a dysfunctional, poorly performing team. The United States Military needs ship captains, pilots, submariners, and strategists (among other personnel requirements). Should such positions be chosen by lot and little to no regard to who is best suited for the position, we would be less safe as a result.

Now, on things like sports, the military, construction, etc… we can reasonably agree on what the best is. Other areas are murkier for example parenting, arts, politics, religion. We have broad ideas of good but few concrete shared ideas of what constitutes best. This is why elitism becomes a problem. Not because we have an inherent problem with choosing qualified exceptional people for the job at hand, but because we’re arguing objectively for or against people based on entirely subjective metrics.

It’s about time, 30 past high noon to be exact, we recognize that and stop building a culture that publicly and falsely demeans excellence. Elitism and valuing the contributions of our society’s most gifted and talented members isn’t mutually exclusive from a sense of respect and true valuing of all members of society. We can value Kobe Bryant as a great basketball player without thinking or feeling that as a person he’s more valuable than you or I. Similarly, we can value Paul Krugman’s opinions on economics more than mine, without consigning my opinions or my personhood to irrelevance.

I think when people complain about elitism, that’s what they’re responding to, the sense that the elites don’t care about more pedestrian opinions. I agree with Scott, that concern isn’t entirely without merit. I think it’s a challenge to college grads and successful people alongside other people, for we all live in some kind of bubble or echo chamber. Let us not accept our limited view as the entirety of our world.

It’s certainly a challenge for me, but I think my diverse life experiences have really ingrained in me a sense that my experiences aren’t typical, but they do exist. In fact, nobody knows everything. Therein lies the importance of dialogue. You have to listen and you have to understand to do the “best” work. You only see part of the puzzle, don’t begrudge someone else their point of view.The existence of other points of view, other experiences doesn’t diminish your own.

Hurricane Palin Returns

•July 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Post-4th there’s been a lot of cyber-blood spilled over soon to be ex-governor Sarah Palin largely because of Ross Douthat’s column, Palin and Her Enemies. Now it seems pretty clear that Ross’ column is as much about Sarah Palin as it is about her popularity and our reactions to her. Of course the rather critical secondary part of that equation is missed because whenever one mentions Sarah Palin it must be to either laud her or demonize her. If not, commentors and responders will certainly take it down that road.

Anyway, I think it’s perfectly fine to say that while she may have been constitutionally eligible to be Vice-President, she certainly wouldn’t have been qualified to assume the Presdiency should anything have happened to John McCain if he had won. Not enough experience, poor communicative abilities, no coherent political or governing philosophy, and a questionable record as both Mayor and Governor are all fine. I think you could hold such things against any candidate, elite, not elite, rich, middle class, working class, poor, black, white, male, female, straight, gay, etc…

However, I also think the condemnation, dismissiveness, and insults hurled her way were incredibly outsized. Conor makes the point that other pols have faced similar criticisms, but I would add that talking about Sarah Palin is more topical than exceptional.

That she was a bad candidate and is/was unfairly treated by the media (and not the media, I would add), as Radley Balko notes, isn’t a mutually exclusive proposition.

It’s about the reactions to her, that I’d like to address, however.

Looking at her supporters, particularly, those who view her as the patron politician of the non-elite, I have to point to the fact that she goes aerial wolf hunting. When was the last time a nice lower middle class family decided to go hunting in a helicopter? Isn’t that like the Alaskan equivalent of John Kerry windsurfing? The fact that they are not reconciling the reality of who she is now with the person they’d like her to be and what she represents. Which brings me to Noah Millman’s point #2, which I agree with entirely,

Point #2: The column, and Ross’ writing about Palin generally, treats her not so much as an actual person so much as a symbol, a personification of a certain type of person. There’s an expression for that: identity politics. It’s a kind of politics that, purportedly, the American right is against, and while I never think that was truly the case (indeed, I’d argue that identity politics are unavoidable, because so much of the motivation for engagement in politics comes from questions of identity), I’m surprised by the degree to which movement conservative politics in this country have become entirely the politics of identity, and the Palin phenomenon is the best evidence thereof. I think Ross should be against this trend, and if he isn’t I’d like to understand better why he isn’t. It strikes me that it is problematic to say the least, both practically and in terms of principle, for the American right to so openly embrace the politics of identity.

At her detractors, I have a somewhat tougher line, probably because there are more of them, I suspect. First, how many of you honestly thought John McCain would win in November? Not could, if, should, or might, but would.

Second, considering that he didn’t win eight months ago, Sarah Palin has been governor of a state that chances are you don’t live in, could care less about, almost certainly don’t know the current time in (without aid), and are most likely to visit either flying to Asia or cruising by and admiring the glaciers.  So…why does she matter? Do you even know who the governor of South Dakota is? Or Idaho? Or Nebraska? Do you care? So why spend the energy on Palin? I’ll admit she’s sought the spotlight as much as Paris Hilton does but I’m willing to bet real money that you spend more time thinking, talking about, and scorning Sarah Palin than you do Paris Hilton.

Third, if I were to accept your premises about who she is, what’s her worst crime? That she’s a devout Christian who worships at a church that maybe tried exorcisms and to de-program gays. Oh and she’s a hypocritical idiot who can’t string together a sentence with proper subject-verb agreement.

(I’m letting that settle…)

And your response is to mock her, despise her, sneer at her, and go further by putting down her family?  You justify that, presumably, because she – like most Republicans – lacks compassion for the struggles of women and real families.

Stop Not Being Better People, Part II

•July 2, 2009 • Leave a Comment

After this. More…

This Is Rich…Old People Think We’re Entitled

•June 30, 2009 • Leave a Comment

MSNBC reports that a new study shows that the generation gap in the United States is the largest since the late 60’s. It’s interesting. Apparently young people are all tolerant and not-religous. Old people are all religious and busy. Anyway, the best part of the article/study was this,

Asked to identify where older and younger people differ most, 47 percent said social values and morality. People age 18 to 29 were more likely to report disagreements over lifestyle, views on family, relationships and dating, while older people cited differences in a sense of entitlement. Those in the middle-age groups also often pointed to a difference in manners.

Yes, we young people are entitled. I have such a sense of entitlement, that’s why I carry my AARP card with me everywhere for the discounts and the raging sense of entitlement.

*dials down sarcasm*

I’ll admit America’s younger generations are spoiled the internet, lightning fast information responses. I mean what did people do before Lexis and iPhones (which I don’t have yet). You know writing a letter might as well be the Pony Express compared to e-mail. Still, impressively we can live without such luxuries. Younger americans are still joining the Peace Corps and Luddite AmeriCorps projects. Just because we’re reading on a Kindle, doesn’t mean we can’t live without Starbucks and cheap airfare. We’ll deal and we’re adaptable, I mean just look at how quickly we picked up the iPod with that strange clickwheel contraption.

On the other hand, old people just can’t live without their Medicare and Social Security. They just won’t shut up about it. Why should they? After all, they invented it. What I love most about this quote is that the generation(s) that basically built or inherited and expanded upon entitlements are shocked, SHOCKED that their children and grandchildren have a sense of entitlement.

Sure they may be talking about luxuries and maybe demeanor but you have to admit there’s a certain amount of irony in the creators of entitlements, expanders of entitlements, blockers of entitlement reform, remarking on a differential sense of entitlement between the generations.

Eco-Delusion

•June 30, 2009 • Leave a Comment

In time for Waxman-Markey, the New York Times profiled Brooklyn Bowl, an eco-friendly bowling alley for green hipsters and such. Apparently, it’s environmental efficiency was costly to the tune of hundreds of thousands. *gag*

I’m all for saving the environment but making green hip has some questionable downsides. For example, an environmentally conscious design for a bowling alley.

Maybe I’m old fashioned here but that’s like saying well I saved money by purchasing the shirt on sale for only $35 instead of $60. No, you spent less money. You didn’t actually save money. Saving money requires, you know not spending it. That kind of diction tango is now all the rage as we transform our world from gross to green.

Eco-friendly tableware, eco-friendly towels, eco-friendly suburbs, eco-friendly office buildings, eco-friendly shopping bags, etc… They aren’t a complete waste. They’re certainly less environmentally damaging than their predecssors or alternatives, but lets not pretend they’re actually eco-friendly. What would’ve been actually eco-friendly in Brooklyn, an urban park or garden.

Look, I should stress I’m not knocking the increasing prevalence of sustainable and recycled goods. I think that’s great. I just don’t think we should delude ourselves into assuming the creation of green things is somehow good for the planet rather than less bad.

Happy Birthday to Me!

•June 25, 2009 • 2 Comments

At the risk of jinxing the rest of the day, so far so good.

My 2nd graders were far more manageable than I thought they would be.

I got a job offer.

and this e-mail from MSNBC.

Congratulations!  The content you sent on 9/5/2008 has been featured on MSNBC.com.  You can view it at  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26658838 .  Thank you for sharing your content with the MSNBC.com community.

it’s just a picture but still…editor’s and user’s pick. Yay!

hint: it’s this picture.

Oh that's why it's called Elm City.

Oh that's why it's called Elm City.

Mark Sanford: Geroy Sovetskogo Soyuza

•June 24, 2009 • Leave a Comment

He may have cheated on his wife and family, but it’s not like he tarnished the sanctity of marriage by getting gay married.

Alcohol: The Magic Substance That Doesn’t Require Instructions

•June 24, 2009 • Leave a Comment

If you’ve read the title of this post, you know that it’s false. Alcohol is neither magic, nor does one instinctively know how much to drink, how often, and what not.

So why don’t we educate people on the usage of alcohol not just the dangers of alcohol.

America’s alcohol regulations are – to me – emblematic of government action that is actually more harmful than good.

First, it creates a weird class of pseudo adults between 18 and 21, who can carry a gun, sign contracts, go to jail for life, fight in the military, literally be ordered to die for their country, but allegedly don’t have the reasoning capacity to not drink and drive.

It’s besides the point that the law isn’t specifically tailored to say drivers in that age group or locations where driving is more prevalent than say cabs and mass transit.

However, what’s idiotic about the law is that it’s facially arbitrary and wrongly presumes that were one to follow the law and not consume or purchase alcoholic beverages before turning 21, they would magically know how to drink, how much to drink, and not drink and drive on/after said birthday.

Yes, and magically, when you wake up with boobs or a deeper voice you know all about sex.

This is an area of life that requires responsibility. The ingesting  of controlled substances affects personal and community safety, yet we actively don’t educate people about alcohol usage beyond saying not to do it too much (which is nebulously defined) and education isn’t mandatory until it’s too late. (post-dui counseling)

It really angers me that the entire reason we have these laws is because MADD is neo-prohibitionist and has decided that harsh laws, crackdowns, and zero tolerance will scare people into not drinking and driving. The same way it scares people into not having premarital sex or do drugs. Nevermind that it’s encouraged binge drinking, affected the ability of parents to make personal choices about educating their children on the consumption of alcohol or drink at supervised events.

The law says that to protect the children, it’s best to just punt the question about what to do about alcohol abuse, use, and education until well into adulthood. Imagine if we did that with all of life’s hairy questions. It’d be easier parenting and teaching for sure, but it’d make the transition from child to adulthood less safe and more difficult.

You’re not protecting children by shutting down tough but necessary conversations and pretending that not exposing them to “bad things” is tantamount to adequately preparing them to handle those same “bad things” later in life.

That’s Two

•June 24, 2009 • 1 Comment

Ensign and Sanford. At this rate, the 2012 GOP race will be adulterer’s alley. Not that they can run now.