The Best Quotes from This Week’s Stylista

“You are such a fucking bitch” – Megan – Literally, like the fourth line of the episode.

“For the first time in my life, I’ve learned what it feels like to hate other people.” – Kate/Boobs Welcome to reality television competitions.

“Now she’s telling us that I’m the reason for her (Kate’s) unhappiness in this house. It’s ridiculous.” – Megan After the first great quote of the evening and telling her “yes, it is embarrassing you have weak character.”

“She has very evil intentions.” – Ashlie on Megan. So true.

Has anyone noticed that in the first 15 minutes we’ve already had two shots of the Danielle, the plus size girl, eating. NOT SUBTLE EDITORS, NOT AT ALL

“Who knew there were so many words.” – Johanna on a Fashion Dictionary

“Everyone get their notebooks and their pens and STRUT to the closet” -Brett Ramey, ELLE photo director Really?

“We had to pick out clothing that had like darts and something that was a knit and all these things that you didn’t know what they were.” – Jason, the aspiring fashion designer. FAIL

“You seem to be missing some arms, did your model have a run in with the Russian mob or something?” – Anne Slowey. Hilar.

Anne: Can I see your pintucking?
Dyshaun: What exactly is pintucking?
Anne: Get a dictionary.
Also, hilar.

“Kate, what happened here? Is she drunk? Looks like she got dressed on crack, actually. I think she’d be better off in the gutter.” [Kate then topples her mannequin] – Anne Slowey. OMG HILARIOUS, forget what I said about being a Miranda Priestly ripoff, this is fun.

Jason: Megan picked me to be in her group and I just didn’t really understand why?
Megan: I picked Jason because I knew he’d be quieter and if we’re in the bottom, this is someone who may possibly go.
Wow, vicious.

Kate: We’re featuring this? Are you sure about this? I don’t support this!
(in interview) Devin: Kate is just so immature and obnoxious and annoying like I can’t even stand it anymore. I wanna like dropkick her, in the face.

This. This is the moment where I became, officially, a fan of Stylista.

Kate: What do you want your title to be?
Devin: It’s OUR title
Crosstalk
Ashlie: Tea time. Seriously, guys? Tea freakin’ time.
Ashlie is so my favorite, well her Cologne and Danielle.…and maybe Johanna

“I didn’t have, I really didn’t have a strategy at all.” – Megan. Wait, except for the one where you handpicked everyone you wanted for the weakest and strongest teams individually?

Megan: What, personally, have I done to you, for you to treat me this way?
Ashlie: Oh, I haven’t done anything to you personally. I’m obnoxious to you because you’re a mean and rude person. You deserve it. You dish it, you need to take it.  Megan: 0 Ashlie: 4

(interview) Megan: She thinks I’m a really terrible person and I have no idea why?

(interview) Ashlie: She’s horrific. The girl is the devil’s spawn. You’re rosemary’s baby, accept it.

Ashlie: You’re Satan’s little handfootmaiden. Whoa, that doesn’t make sense but way to throw down the gauntlet.

OMG, they totally did call the EMT’s for Jason. Also, why are the interns all by themselves when there’s a medical emergency? Also, the only people who helped were, naturally, Ashlie and Danielle. Total favs.

The Ashlie-Megan feud, in like all 20 minutes of its contrived glory, is so much more interesting than like 2 seasons of The Hills.

So Jason just had an embarrassing anxiety attack and is back.

Stylista is hilarious drama but I really can’t stand the editorial presentations. The quality of their work is so bad. It’s just embarrassing.

Jason’s out. The guys are tots dropping like flies.

As much as I like Ashlie, the comments she’s given to Jason and Arnaldo before being kicked off are just like so over-generous.

“You’re the most amazing person, I’ve ever met.” Really? You’ve known him for like what, three days?

~ by Kyle on October 31, 2008.